I had an ex-lover

I had an ex-lover that told me he loved the smell of horseshit. On one of my walks through Central Park, I noticed some piles through the bridle path. Some were fresh. I went to the store and got a brown gift box, with silver ribbon. I went back to the park, and filled a good portion of the box. I took it home, gift wrapped it, put the lovely silver ribbon, on, and took it over to his apartment. Boy was he surprised!